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What is a lion's favourite food? Baked beings!
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What did the lion say
to his cubs
when he
taught them to hunt? 'Don't go over the
road till you see the zebra crossing!'
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What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripy pajamas!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
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What do you call a church cat?
CAThedral!
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What do you
call a cat with bad eyes? CATaract!
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What do
you call a flying cat? CATapult!
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What do
you do with a blue Burmese? Try and cheer it up a bit!
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What
noise does a cat make going down the highway?
Miaoooooooooooooooooooooow!
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What do
you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? An octopuss!
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What
did the cat call it when all the dogs left town? Good mews!
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What is
a cat's favourite
song? Three Blind Mice.
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What is
a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement
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What's
happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?"
It's
raining cats and dogs.
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What's
worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!
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What's
the unluckiest
kind of cat to have? A catastrophe!
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What
flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A
tiger moth
!
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What is
another name for a cat's home? A scratch pad!
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If
there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left
on the boat? None! They were copy cats.
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If a
cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot
window? Because the window is closed.
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Is it bad luck if a
black cat follows you? That depends on whether you're a
person or a mouse.
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What do
you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature
that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.
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How is
cat food sold? Usually purr can!
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Why do
cats like to hear other cats make
noise? It's meow-sic to their ears!
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What do
you call a cat run over by a steamroller? CATegory!
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What is
the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the
paws before the
claws and the
other has the clause before the pause.
