What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
What is a cat's favourite subject
in school? HISStory.
What is a cat's favourite car?
What is a cat's favourite
"The Sound of Mewsic."
What is the cat's favourite
magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What is the cat's favourite TV show?
The evening mews!
What do you get when you cross a
chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
- What do cats eat for
breakfast? Mice Crispies.
do you call a cat who eats lemons? A sourpuss!
- What do you get if
cross a cat with a canary? Shredded
What do you call a cat that has
swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
What do you call a cat that lives
in an igloo? An eskimew.
- What do you call it
when a cat stops? A paws!
- What do you call a cat
who's joined the Red Cross? A first-aid
What do you use to comb a cat? A
What do you call the cat that was
caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
What do cats use to make coffee?
What has more lives than a cat? A
frog because it croaks every night.
What does a cat like to eat on a
hot day? A
mice cream cone.
What happened when the cat went
to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!
What do you call
who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain
What does a cat that lives near
the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
What is the name of the
unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
What side of the cat has the most
fur? The OUT-side.
What kind of cat will keep your
short? A Lawn Meower.
What do you call it when a cat
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