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• What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
• What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory.
• What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac.
• What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
• What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
• What is the cat's favourite TV show? The evening mews! 
• What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
• What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies.
• What do you call a cat who eats lemons? A sourpuss!
• What do you get if cross a cat with a canary? Shredded tweet!
• What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
• What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
• What do you call it when a cat stops? A paws!
• What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
• What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
• What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
• What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
• What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
• What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
• What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!
• What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter.
• What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
• What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
• What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
• What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.
• What do you call it when a cat bites? Catnip!
   

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